(sinus Infection) I Cant Breathe

[BEANTOWNJIM]

BOYS I WANT TO TELL YOU THE SYSTEM AND HOSPITALS ARE A COMPLETE JOKE.ONCE A YEAR I GET A SINUS INFECTION IN MY NOSE AND HEAD THIS STARTED AROUND THE AGE OF 40.SO THIS IS 7 STRAIGHT YEARS I HAVE HAD THIS PROBLEM IN THE WINTER MONTHS.SO I CALLED MY DOCTOR SOME JEW NAMED DR. WAXMAN AND TOLD HIM I HAVE ANOTHER SINUS INFECTION COULD YOU CALL ME IN A PRESCRIPTION FOR SOME ANTIBIOTICS.AND OF COURSE THE F-CKING BUM MAKES A BIG DEAL OUT OF IT I HAVE TO SEE YOU IN ORDER TO WRITE THIS JIM OF COURSE YOU HAVE TO SEE ME SO YOU CAN BILK THE INSURANCE COMPANY OUT OF HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS YOU F-CKING CROOK.SO NOW I HAVE TO GO TO THE BETH ISREAL HOSPITAL AND SIT IN LINE FOR AN HOUR BECAUSE WAXMAN SAID HE WILL TRY AND SQUEEZE ME IN.BOYS I AM TELLING THESE DOCTORS ARE GOD DAM CROOKS HE WILL CHARGE MY INSURANCE PROBABLY 450 DOLLARS FOR MY VISIT TO TELL ME I NEED SOME ANYIBIOTICS I DONT REALLY CARE EXCEPT I HAVE TO PAY A CO PAYMENT OF 25 DOLLARS.I MIGHT TELL WAXMAN TO ADD MY CO PAY INTO HIS BILL I DONT HAVE ANY LUNCH MONEY SO I NEED THE 25 DOLLARS.

BOYS THIS IS WHY WE HAVE SO MUCH WASTE IN HOSPITALS JUST GIVE ME THE ANTIBIOTIC AND I AM DONE WE DONT HAVE TO BE PAYING THESE JEW DOCTORS 400 DOLLARS TO DIOGNOS A GOD DAM SINUS INFECTION:finger:

I CANT WAIT TO SEE WAXMANS FACE WHEN I ASK HIM TO PICK UP MY CO PAYMENT BECAUSE I NEED LUNCH MONEY THE F-CKING GUY WILL PROBABLY SAY I THINK YOU CAN AFFORD TO MISS A COUPLE OF MEALS JIM

 

[steaktartar]

jim get a boiling pot of hot water poor into a bowl with a lot of raw garlic put a towel over your head and breathe with it for as long as you can......this works

 

[BEANTOWNJIM]

NO THIS IS BEYOND THAT I KNOW MY BODY.WHAT HAPPENED THE OTHER DAY I WAS CLEANING OUT THE CELLAR AND I WAS BREATHING IN A LOT OF DUST AND WHENEVER I DO THIS IT SETS IT OFF.I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I HAVE ALL I WANT IN THE ANTIBIOTICS WITHOUT THE HOSPITAL VISIT.I SUPPOSE SMOKING 3 CIGARS THE OTHER DAY DIDNT HELP MATTERS BUT SERIOUSLY BOYS THIS SUCKS I REALLY CANT BREATHE AND LAST NIGHT I COULDNT SLEEP BECAUSE I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO DIE BECAUSE OF MY BREATHING.

AS SOON AS WAXMAN GETS ME THE MEDICINE I WILL BE BACK ON MY FEET

 

[rayray]

fuk it btj, dont you have a buddy who is a dentist or some doctor that you know. just call em up and tell em to hit you up a script of augmenten. always does the trick for me.

 

[Brock Landers]

get a prescription for ZITHROMAX...i had 2 sinus infections in my life, and both times this cleared me out within 3 to 4 days...its really something.

 

[BEANTOWNJIM]

RAY THE ONLY DOCTOR I KNOW IS DR. TOM AS HE IS KNOWN AT THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB HE FLUNKED OUT OF MED SCHOOL BUT STILL THINKS HE IS A DOCTOR.THE ONLY PROBLEM WITH DR. TOM IS HE ONLY SELLS NATURAL HEALING MEDICINE (MARY WANNA) AND IT COMES AT A STEAP PRICE.I TOLD DR TOM I AM HAVING A PROBLEM WITH MY SINISES AND HE SAID HE HAS THE ANSWER A COUPLE OF BULLET BLASTS OF COKE WILL CLEAR UP ANY PROBLEM IN YOUR NOSE.I TOLD DR. TOM NO OFFENSE BUT I WILL TAKE MY CHANCES WITH THE JEW DR. WAXMAN.

WHERE THE F-CK IS WAXMAN HIS SECRETARY SAID SHE WOULD CALL ME BACK IN A HALF HOUR FOR AN APPOINTMENT :finger:

 

[rayray]

hrrrm. im thinking that a lot of waxmans patients come to him after they have been to see dr. tom...

 

[onemwtheone]

Had the same problems starting at about the same age. Never had sinus problems until about 10 years ago. Got tired of going through the Dr. visits - now i use saline spray all winter (every morning). Haven't had a sinus infection since.

 

[buddym]

Sinus Infection

Both items mentioned are fine for the infections. The Zithromax works a little faster with fewer pills to take and will treat many infections whereas the Augmentin will treat that particular problem and is great for upper respiratory problems, only drawback, more pills to take for about 10 days. %^_

 

[BEANTOWNJIM]

NO CALL FROM WAXMANS OFFICE AND ITS BEEN OVER AN HOUR I WONT SURVIVE THE WEEKEND WITHOUT MEDICINE.BOYS IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO YOUR OLDPAL BEANTOWNJIM I WANT THIS ON RECORD

(JEW DOCTOR KILLS BEANTOWNJIM) HIS WIFE STANDS TO INHERIT MILLIONS FROM HIS DEATH AS FORUM MODERATOR WILHEIM IS CALLED IN TO TESTIFY BEANTOWNJIM WAS BEGGING TO GET TREATMENT AND WAXMAN IGNORED HIS PLEAS.ITS ALL IN THE FORUM FELLAS

BOYS I ALWAYS SAID A JEW WAS PROBABLY GOING TO KILL ME BUT I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A HEART ATTACK WHEN I GOT HIS DOCTOR BILL NOT A SINUS INFECTION.COME ON WAXMAN I AM DYING HERE

 

[mamatried]

You could always find another doctor, but then we'd be deprived of these amusing posts.

 

[Brock Landers]

NO CALL FROM WAXMANS OFFICE AND ITS BEEN OVER AN HOUR I WONT SURVIVE THE WEEKEND WITHOUT MEDICINE.BOYS IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO YOUR OLDPAL BEANTOWNJIM I WANT THIS ON RECORD

(JEW DOCTOR KILLS BEANTOWNJIM) HIS WIFE STANDS TO INHERIT MILLIONS FROM HIS DEATH AS FORUM MODERATOR WILHEIM IS CALLED IN TO TESTIFY BEANTOWNJIM WAS BEGGING TO GET TREATMENT AND WAXMAN IGNORED HIS PLEAS.ITS ALL IN THE FORUM FELLAS

BOYS I ALWAYS SAID A JEW WAS PROBABLY GOING TO KILL ME BUT I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A HEART ATTACK WHEN I GOT HIS DOCTOR BILL NOT A SINUS INFECTION.COME ON WAXMAN I AM DYING HERE

just don't let him give you anything besides ZITHROMAX, its all you want/need and you can thank me later...no need for conversation, just get this stuff and start taking it ASAP

 

[BEANTOWNJIM]

HEY BROCK I AM GOING TO TAKE YOUR ADVICE AND ASK WAXMAN FOR ZITHROMAX YOU BETTER NOT BE F-CKING AROUND AND I FIND OUT THIS IS SOME KIND OF FEMALE HYGENE PRODUCT AND YOU MAKE ME LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT IN FRONT OF WAXMAN OR I AM GOING TO KICK YOUR ARSE.

WAIT UNTIL WAXMAN FINDS OUT I AM NOT GOING TO PAY MY 25 DOLLAR CO PAYMENT I NEED LUNCH MONEY THIS SHOULD BE FUNNY.:tongue2:

 

[BEANTOWNJIM]

FINALLY BOYS I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT 1.45 THANK GOD

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[Brock Landers]

HEY BROCK I AM GOING TO TAKE YOUR ADVICE AND ASK WAXMAN FOR ZITHROMAX YOU BETTER NOT BE F-CKING AROUND AND I FIND OUT THIS IS SOME KIND OF FEMALE HYGENE PRODUCT AND YOU MAKE ME LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT IN FRONT OF WAXMAN OR I AM GOING TO KICK YOUR ARSE.

WAIT UNTIL WAXMAN FINDS OUT I AM NOT GOING TO PAY MY 25 DOLLAR CO PAYMENT I NEED LUNCH MONEY THIS SHOULD BE FUNNY.:tongue2:

no bullshit, If this stuff doesn't work for you within 4 days, then you have something SERIOUSLY wrong with you LOL No need for discussion, just get this and get out of his office/Pharmacy.

 

[hm2.0]

I used to suffer from chronic sinus infections, but less so ever since I got an air purifier...not the Sharper Image crap.

Chrissakes, beanie, just pop some over-the-counter stuff.:drink:

 

[PBR]

Hey Jim...does Dr. Tom know Johhny Knockdown?

 

[oatmealpancakes]

BOYS I WANT TO TELL YOU THE SYSTEM AND HOSPITALS ARE A COMPLETE JOKE.ONCE A YEAR I GET A SINUS INFECTION IN MY NOSE AND HEAD THIS STARTED AROUND THE AGE OF 40.SO THIS IS 7 STRAIGHT YEARS I HAVE HAD THIS PROBLEM IN THE WINTER MONTHS.SO I CALLED MY DOCTOR SOME JEW NAMED DR. WAXMAN AND TOLD HIM I HAVE ANOTHER SINUS INFECTION COULD YOU CALL ME IN A PRESCRIPTION FOR SOME ANTIBIOTICS.AND OF COURSE THE F-CKING BUM MAKES A BIG DEAL OUT OF IT I HAVE TO SEE YOU IN ORDER TO WRITE THIS JIM OF COURSE YOU HAVE TO SEE ME SO YOU CAN BILK THE INSURANCE COMPANY OUT OF HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS YOU F-CKING CROOK.SO NOW I HAVE TO GO TO THE BETH ISREAL HOSPITAL AND SIT IN LINE FOR AN HOUR BECAUSE WAXMAN SAID HE WILL TRY AND SQUEEZE ME IN.BOYS I AM TELLING THESE DOCTORS ARE GOD DAM CROOKS HE WILL CHARGE MY INSURANCE PROBABLY 450 DOLLARS FOR MY VISIT TO TELL ME I NEED SOME ANYIBIOTICS I DONT REALLY CARE EXCEPT I HAVE TO PAY A CO PAYMENT OF 25 DOLLARS.I MIGHT TELL WAXMAN TO ADD MY CO PAY INTO HIS BILL I DONT HAVE ANY LUNCH MONEY SO I NEED THE 25 DOLLARS.

BOYS THIS IS WHY WE HAVE SO MUCH WASTE IN HOSPITALS JUST GIVE ME THE ANTIBIOTIC AND I AM DONE WE DONT HAVE TO BE PAYING THESE JEW DOCTORS 400 DOLLARS TO DIOGNOS A GOD DAM SINUS INFECTION:finger:

I CANT WAIT TO SEE WAXMANS FACE WHEN I ASK HIM TO PICK UP MY CO PAYMENT BECAUSE I NEED LUNCH MONEY THE F-CKING GUY WILL PROBABLY SAY I THINK YOU CAN AFFORD TO MISS A COUPLE OF MEALS JIM

You are so spot on. In the very near future I hope patients can just call up a doctor and request a prescription. But let's also hold the physicians accountable when things go wrong or don't have the desired outcome. The hell with standards of care.

Or maybe you can just put a bullet into your sinus cavity to relieve the pressure? Homeopathics, homie.

 

[texansfan]

You should see my guy, his name is Dr. VanNostrum.

 

[BEANTOWNJIM]

DR TOM IS JOHNNY KNOCKDOWNS PERSONAL DOCTOR JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN IS AFFRAID OF HOSPITALS AND DR.TOM TAKES CARE OF HIM.NO JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN DOESNT TAKE DRUGS BUT HE NEVER GETS SICK THE GUY IS AMAZING.I NEVER GET SICK EITHER JUST THESE GOD DAM SINUS PROBLEMS FROM DUST.DR. TOM IS A BRILLIANT MAN THE SMARTEST GUY AT THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB BUT HE JUST NEVER GOT OUT OF MED SCHOOL HE SELLS INSURANCE FOR A LIVING A FAMILY BUSINESS WASTED TALENT SOME SAY BUT HE IS HAPPY.HE DOES LIKE A PUFF OF MARY WANNA FROM TIME TO TIME AND HE SUCKS AS A GAMBLER BUT IF YOU ASK HIM ANYTHING ABOUT YOUR HEALTH HE WILL TELL YOU WHAT TO DO.

THE FIRST DAY DR. TOM SHOWED UP AT THE IRISH HE COMMITTED A MAJOR OFFENSE CAN YOU BELIEVE HE SHOWED UP WEARING SANDELS:laughingb JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN WAS ALL SET TO KNOCK HIM DOWN WHEN HE SAW THE SANDELS BUT THEN DR.TOM SAID HIS FATHER WAS A GOOD FRIEND OF THE BARTENDER AND SINCE THAT DAY HE HAS NEVER WORN SANDELS AGAIN AT THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB

THE TWO THINGS YOU DONT DO AT THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB
1 NO SANDELS
2 NO TANK TOPS

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